I’ve arrived at the airport. I have 7 minutes to waste before they start boarding. That’s why I have written this post which, like most of the ones that will come after it, is a waste. There are several ways to have better written that last sentence. This is just the kind of vacation I’m expecting to have. Also some shit4brain left their truck’s door open in the short term parking lot. I chose not to be the good Samaritan who would teach them the folly of door negligence by politely removing all items of value from the cab. Perhaps someone else had already volunteered? I care not. It was obviously a trap. I have to pee before I get on this plane. I’m not taking any chances with surprise dick-eating snakes.
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I’ve arrived at the airport. I have 7 minutes to waste before they start boarding. That’s why I have written this post which, like most of the ones that will come after it, is a waste.

There are several ways to have better written that last sentence. This is just the kind of vacation I’m expecting to have.

Also some shit4brain left their truck’s door open in the short term parking lot. I chose not to be the good Samaritan who would teach them the folly of door negligence by politely removing all items of value from the cab. Perhaps someone else had already volunteered? I care not. It was obviously a trap.

I have to pee before I get on this plane. I’m not taking any chances with surprise dick-eating snakes.